Hero and Zero of the Week
This Week’s Hero Is…
…The irrepressible Tory Bear, for his insightful new feature: Researcher Totty Watch. Everyone’s favourite right of centre Ursidae has launched a new feature that is certain to have the halls of Portcullis house buzzing with gossip and whispers. Well done, Mr Bear.
This Week’s Zero Is…
…The Met’s former Head of Counter Terrorism, Bob Quick, who has made a speedy exit from Scotland Yard after revealing top secret operational details to the world’s media. Quick fell on his sword this morning after a string of embarrassing incidents, including authorising the outrageous arrest of Tory MP Damian Green.

Hurrah. Thank you very much.